1 00:00:11,719 --> 00:00:13,020 It's Tommy Cooper! 2 00:00:15,740 --> 00:00:16,180 Thank 3 00:00:16,180 --> 00:00:32,360 you. 4 00:00:33,400 --> 00:00:34,940 Oh, I must say, you've been a wonderful audience. 5 00:00:37,150 --> 00:00:42,390 And in conclusion... Look at that. 6 00:00:43,070 --> 00:00:44,070 Shakespeare. 7 00:00:45,090 --> 00:00:49,650 Got to get that in there. 8 00:00:50,830 --> 00:00:51,830 That in there. 9 00:00:52,890 --> 00:00:54,010 My little boy loves this. 10 00:00:54,490 --> 00:00:55,970 And I love kids. I went to school with them. 11 00:00:59,050 --> 00:01:02,450 He came towards me the other day with his arms out like that and he walked 12 00:01:02,450 --> 00:01:05,250 slowly towards me. Dead, dead, dead, dead. It was marvellous. 13 00:01:05,590 --> 00:01:06,590 He's only 50. 14 00:01:11,370 --> 00:01:11,690 I'll 15 00:01:11,690 --> 00:01:19,050 tell 16 00:01:19,050 --> 00:01:21,230 you what, ladies and gentlemen, we've got a brilliant show for you tonight. I 17 00:01:21,230 --> 00:01:22,230 mean, a brilliant show. 18 00:01:22,590 --> 00:01:23,730 I will say it's one of the best. 19 00:01:25,090 --> 00:01:29,690 And I'll tell you one word of lie. Get struck down here in this very spot. 20 00:01:34,890 --> 00:01:38,610 And after he's opened his paper bag, I'm going to produce a live pigeon. 21 00:01:43,690 --> 00:01:50,510 I always get that bag too hard. 22 00:02:00,190 --> 00:02:01,810 A little boy goes into a fish shop. 23 00:02:02,530 --> 00:02:04,210 And he says, I want six penny worth of whale meat. 24 00:02:04,990 --> 00:02:06,670 And Mummy said, would you put the head in for the cat? 25 00:02:11,530 --> 00:02:14,530 I shall not make this bouquet of flowers disappear in front of your very eyes. 26 00:02:15,770 --> 00:02:16,770 I've got my teeth in. 27 00:02:59,020 --> 00:03:01,180 And a man came up to me and said, have you seen a policeman around here? I 28 00:03:01,180 --> 00:03:02,180 no, he's a stigma. 29 00:03:07,340 --> 00:03:08,520 Oh, dear, oh, dear. 30 00:03:25,660 --> 00:03:26,660 It's quite horrible. 31 00:03:35,519 --> 00:03:36,519 There's a tray. 32 00:03:37,600 --> 00:03:40,060 One glass, two glass, three glass, four empty glasses. 33 00:03:41,060 --> 00:03:42,060 Four empty glasses. 34 00:03:42,660 --> 00:03:43,660 And a jug of water. 35 00:03:45,780 --> 00:03:47,920 I fill that there like that. Fill that there like that. 36 00:04:16,970 --> 00:04:18,390 One tube there, one tube there. 37 00:04:19,470 --> 00:04:20,649 One tube there, one tube there. 38 00:04:29,170 --> 00:04:35,910 Do you know, I was only thinking the other day, I was, and 39 00:04:35,910 --> 00:04:38,810 I walked past this garage and I said to myself, isn't that marvellous? 40 00:04:39,690 --> 00:04:43,150 Wherever they put those petrol pumps, they always find petrol underneath. 41 00:04:43,390 --> 00:04:44,390 Isn't it marvellous? 42 00:04:51,030 --> 00:04:52,030 One egg there, look. 43 00:04:53,290 --> 00:04:54,290 One egg there. 44 00:04:55,090 --> 00:04:56,090 And one egg there. 45 00:04:59,250 --> 00:05:00,250 One egg there. 46 00:05:07,110 --> 00:05:08,610 Now the idea of the trick is this. 47 00:05:09,390 --> 00:05:10,650 With my right hand... 48 00:05:20,200 --> 00:05:27,040 The tubes go over there, and the eggs... They should go 49 00:05:27,040 --> 00:05:30,080 into the glasses, see? But it hasn't worked yet, and I want to know the 50 00:05:30,080 --> 00:05:31,080 why. 51 00:05:33,740 --> 00:05:36,200 I mean, if one egg went in, it'd still be a good trick, wouldn't it? 52 00:05:39,140 --> 00:05:40,820 I'll be honest. 53 00:05:44,100 --> 00:05:48,500 The water is in there. 54 00:05:51,460 --> 00:05:52,660 To break the fall of the eggs. 55 00:05:53,100 --> 00:05:55,280 Otherwise, they make plasma soup. 56 00:05:55,780 --> 00:05:56,880 And I ain't paid for it yet. 57 00:06:01,340 --> 00:06:06,560 I'd like to point out that you are in direct line of fire. 58 00:06:11,320 --> 00:06:14,260 Did you hear that joke? 59 00:06:18,460 --> 00:06:20,900 A judge, you see, and he said to this man, he said, this is the worst case 60 00:06:20,900 --> 00:06:22,200 ever heard in my life. Dreadful case. 61 00:06:22,640 --> 00:06:24,160 He said, I've been sitting away for 99 years. 62 00:06:24,760 --> 00:06:26,120 He said, I can't do that. I'm 65. 63 00:06:26,540 --> 00:06:27,560 He said, well, do so much as you can. 64 00:06:34,020 --> 00:06:35,020 Three prisoners. 65 00:06:35,800 --> 00:06:37,280 Three convicts in a cell, see? 66 00:06:37,900 --> 00:06:40,440 And one convict said, he said, do you know, he said, I must be the oldest 67 00:06:40,440 --> 00:06:41,740 convict here. The oldest one. 68 00:06:42,400 --> 00:06:44,160 He said, I came here by tram car. 69 00:06:44,600 --> 00:06:46,440 They brought me here by tram car. The old tram car. 70 00:06:47,360 --> 00:06:49,320 And the other convict said, he said, well, I don't know about that. 71 00:06:49,720 --> 00:06:51,400 He said, they brought me here by horse and cart. 72 00:06:52,680 --> 00:06:55,200 And an old wizened man in the corner said, what's a horse? 73 00:07:01,640 --> 00:07:08,620 He said, I'd like to point out, if one or two of the eggs fly out, 74 00:07:08,760 --> 00:07:12,240 if they do fly out, catch them like that, see? 75 00:07:13,080 --> 00:07:14,240 Not like that, because it goes all over. 76 00:07:19,350 --> 00:07:20,350 All right, ready? 77 00:07:20,690 --> 00:07:22,070 One, two, three. Here we go then. 78 00:08:14,650 --> 00:08:18,210 And this week we take a look at some of the people who work for the government 79 00:08:18,210 --> 00:08:21,410 as we say, so you want to be a public servant. 80 00:08:54,300 --> 00:08:55,840 Certainly. Leave him out in the rain. 81 00:09:01,040 --> 00:09:03,360 I arrest you for murder. 82 00:09:03,580 --> 00:09:06,900 And anything you say may be taken down and used as evidence. 83 00:09:09,240 --> 00:09:12,060 I arrest 84 00:09:12,060 --> 00:09:17,440 you for murder. 85 00:09:20,260 --> 00:09:21,260 Excuse me. 86 00:09:21,500 --> 00:09:23,080 Am I right for Westminster? 87 00:09:29,870 --> 00:09:31,190 Definitely. Good morning, sir. Good morning. 88 00:09:31,470 --> 00:09:32,470 Have you read this? 89 00:09:33,730 --> 00:09:34,730 No, I haven't. 90 00:09:35,250 --> 00:09:36,250 I read it on the train. 91 00:09:41,410 --> 00:09:45,910 Have you been abroad, sir? Yes, I have. 92 00:09:47,110 --> 00:09:48,190 Have you got any of these? 93 00:09:48,890 --> 00:09:50,410 Probably enough. Yes, I have a lot of shoes. 94 00:10:26,770 --> 00:10:27,830 Well, where is it? 95 00:10:28,090 --> 00:10:30,590 All a good time. First, I must play you something. 96 00:10:31,090 --> 00:10:32,090 Forceps, nurse. 97 00:10:32,150 --> 00:10:33,150 Forceps, doctor. 98 00:10:40,270 --> 00:10:41,770 What's all this you're made of? 99 00:10:42,830 --> 00:10:44,070 It's a recorded delivery. 100 00:10:46,630 --> 00:10:51,250 And now our outside broadcast cameras take you over to the lion house at a zoo 101 00:10:51,250 --> 00:10:52,450 somewhere in London. 102 00:11:04,579 --> 00:11:05,900 All right, come on, out of it. 103 00:11:08,920 --> 00:11:09,920 Come on, out of it. 104 00:11:12,220 --> 00:11:13,220 You won't come out. 105 00:11:13,640 --> 00:11:14,820 Is he tame? Who? 106 00:11:15,040 --> 00:11:16,040 The lion. 107 00:11:16,060 --> 00:11:16,999 The lion, tame? 108 00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:18,000 Yeah. He's vicious. 109 00:11:18,080 --> 00:11:20,800 Is he really? Absolutely. The worst lion we've ever had, I tell you that. The 110 00:11:20,800 --> 00:11:21,800 worst lion. 111 00:11:21,980 --> 00:11:22,879 I'm telling you. 112 00:11:22,880 --> 00:11:23,880 Vicious. 113 00:11:24,260 --> 00:11:26,320 Still, I suppose there's a knack in handling him, eh? 114 00:11:26,700 --> 00:11:27,700 Oh, yeah, it's like that. 115 00:11:27,860 --> 00:11:31,840 You've got to make sure that you don't look nervous in front of them. I see, 116 00:11:31,900 --> 00:11:34,540 yeah. Because once they see you nervous and afraid, they're on you just like 117 00:11:34,540 --> 00:11:35,540 that. Well, I never. 118 00:11:36,160 --> 00:11:37,160 Another thing. 119 00:11:37,460 --> 00:11:38,940 Never go near them when they're hungry. 120 00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:40,240 I see. 121 00:11:40,840 --> 00:11:42,000 Because that's when they get savage. 122 00:11:43,060 --> 00:11:44,060 It's all right when they've been fed. 123 00:11:44,280 --> 00:11:45,259 It's all right then. 124 00:11:45,260 --> 00:11:47,640 Then they go to sleep. You can do anything you like with them. Oh, that's 125 00:11:47,640 --> 00:11:48,619 interesting. Oh, yes. 126 00:11:48,620 --> 00:11:50,040 And another thing. Don't turn your back on them. 127 00:11:50,280 --> 00:11:51,320 What, not even when they're asleep? 128 00:11:51,820 --> 00:11:52,820 Especially when they're asleep. 129 00:11:53,180 --> 00:11:54,180 Especially. 130 00:11:54,340 --> 00:11:55,660 Because the slightest noise... 131 00:11:56,099 --> 00:11:58,840 See? They get you like that, see? 132 00:11:59,980 --> 00:12:01,080 I frightened myself a bit there. 133 00:12:03,080 --> 00:12:04,080 I'll remember that. 134 00:12:04,200 --> 00:12:06,200 Yeah, well, it's important, isn't it? Oh, it is. Very important. 135 00:12:08,620 --> 00:12:09,620 Come on, out of it. 136 00:12:11,300 --> 00:12:13,400 Out of it. He doesn't seem to want to come out. 137 00:12:13,900 --> 00:12:14,900 Well, he's scared, isn't he? 138 00:12:16,920 --> 00:12:17,940 Scared? Sure he's scared. 139 00:12:18,600 --> 00:12:20,240 Well, what's he scared of? Oh, lions. 140 00:12:21,220 --> 00:12:24,480 Lions? Yeah, well, you know, just now when I went, like that. 141 00:12:24,880 --> 00:12:25,920 I'll frighten the life out of him. 142 00:12:26,980 --> 00:12:27,980 He's in there quivering. 143 00:12:28,600 --> 00:12:31,200 Quivering like a leaf he is. Oh, I see. He's frightened of other lions. 144 00:12:31,460 --> 00:12:32,460 What other lions? 145 00:12:33,400 --> 00:12:34,400 Any other lions. 146 00:12:35,460 --> 00:12:36,540 Well, there's no other lions here. 147 00:12:37,620 --> 00:12:39,200 As a matter of fact, there's no lion here at all. 148 00:12:39,820 --> 00:12:41,380 Well, who's that you're talking to then? 149 00:12:41,740 --> 00:12:42,740 Oh, the head keeper. 150 00:12:45,920 --> 00:12:46,920 Where's the lion? 151 00:12:47,040 --> 00:12:48,040 What? He escaped. 152 00:12:48,440 --> 00:12:49,440 He escaped? 153 00:12:49,840 --> 00:12:50,960 Yeah, about half an hour ago. 154 00:12:51,580 --> 00:12:52,780 That's what we're doing in here, you see. 155 00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:02,400 Well, he could be in the zoo. He could be anywhere. 156 00:13:04,060 --> 00:13:06,620 Let me in there with you. Come on, let me in. Can't do it. 157 00:13:06,940 --> 00:13:08,440 Only staff will let him in. 158 00:13:08,940 --> 00:13:10,740 Come on, let me in. Only staff. 159 00:13:10,940 --> 00:13:12,700 What am I supposed to do? 160 00:13:12,980 --> 00:13:14,120 Just don't turn your back on him, that's all. 161 00:13:15,480 --> 00:13:16,480 You can't come in. 162 00:13:16,600 --> 00:13:18,320 What about if I see the lion? 163 00:13:19,060 --> 00:13:23,060 If you see the lion, it's no good. Just don't turn your back on him. Well, is he 164 00:13:23,060 --> 00:13:25,180 hungry? Of course he's hungry. He's starving. 165 00:13:25,400 --> 00:13:28,740 Oh, now, come on, let me in, please. Let me in. You can't. It's against rules 166 00:13:28,740 --> 00:13:30,920 and regulations. Oh, never mind the rules. Regulators, let me in. 167 00:13:31,360 --> 00:13:32,360 Don't shout at me. 168 00:13:33,540 --> 00:13:34,540 You can't come in here. 169 00:13:35,240 --> 00:13:36,940 I mean, they hate keepers, don't they? I'll get a sack. 170 00:13:39,480 --> 00:13:40,980 That's him. Yeah, that's him. That's him. 171 00:13:41,740 --> 00:13:42,740 That's him, all right. 172 00:13:42,860 --> 00:13:43,860 Yeah, that's him. 173 00:13:44,580 --> 00:13:45,580 Don't forget. 174 00:13:45,680 --> 00:13:47,400 Don't turn your back. Don't turn your back on him. 175 00:13:52,640 --> 00:13:54,320 All right, you come out now. 176 00:13:55,300 --> 00:13:56,540 I don't think he's hungry anymore. 177 00:13:59,020 --> 00:14:02,240 And now it's interview time, and in our studio this evening, we're very proud 178 00:14:02,240 --> 00:14:06,260 and privileged to have with us the noblest Roman of them all. Ladies and 179 00:14:06,260 --> 00:14:08,180 gentlemen, it's Julius Caesar. 180 00:14:22,240 --> 00:14:24,460 Here's a little quiz, a little quiz. Look, what am I doing? 181 00:14:24,820 --> 00:14:26,420 I don't know. Pressing on my laurels. 182 00:14:33,900 --> 00:14:34,900 I'm ready for bed. 183 00:14:36,280 --> 00:14:37,259 Oh, good evening. 184 00:14:37,260 --> 00:14:41,280 Now, let's start with your early life. Tell me, did your parents see any early 185 00:14:41,280 --> 00:14:42,600 signs of your future greatness? 186 00:14:43,260 --> 00:14:44,260 Well, it's funny you ask me that. 187 00:14:44,660 --> 00:14:48,420 Because, you know, I... Do you know what my mother said when she first saw me? 188 00:14:48,680 --> 00:14:49,900 Well, good heavens, how could I? 189 00:14:50,240 --> 00:14:51,240 That's the exact words. 190 00:14:54,420 --> 00:14:57,420 Sorry, I don't find... Thank you. I don't find that... The boy stood on the 191 00:14:57,420 --> 00:14:58,420 early deck. 192 00:14:59,100 --> 00:15:00,120 When all the rest had fled. 193 00:15:00,880 --> 00:15:01,880 The idiot. 194 00:15:05,480 --> 00:15:08,420 Now, in 55 BC, you invaded Britain. 195 00:15:08,740 --> 00:15:11,360 What is your most vivid memory of that first invasion? 196 00:15:11,780 --> 00:15:15,700 When I came ashore, I saw something on the bottom of a foothill. What? Feet. 197 00:15:17,280 --> 00:15:22,460 Another unforgettable day in your life must have been March the 15th, 44 BC. 198 00:15:23,300 --> 00:15:24,099 Oh, yes. 199 00:15:24,100 --> 00:15:25,100 What happened then? 200 00:15:25,880 --> 00:15:28,200 Well, Brutus and his fellow conspirators stabbed you to death. 201 00:15:28,440 --> 00:15:29,940 No, no, that's wrong. You're wrong. You're wrong. 202 00:15:30,580 --> 00:15:33,040 Well, if you didn't die that way, how did you die? They drowned me in a bath. 203 00:15:34,120 --> 00:15:36,260 That's what they did. And they put these knives in to make it look like an 204 00:15:36,260 --> 00:15:37,260 accident. Aye, sir. 205 00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:45,220 Tell us, what did you think of Brutus? 206 00:15:46,300 --> 00:15:47,300 Very strange fellow. 207 00:15:48,100 --> 00:15:49,560 Very strange man. Very strange. 208 00:15:49,920 --> 00:15:52,740 He used to have laurel leaves on his head. Well, every Roman used to have 209 00:15:52,740 --> 00:15:54,140 leaves on his head. What, growing there? 210 00:15:56,080 --> 00:16:00,920 Your full name is Gaius Julius Caesar, which was also your grandfather's name. 211 00:16:00,980 --> 00:16:02,680 Can you tell us, why were you named after your grandfather? 212 00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:04,000 Well, he was born before me. 213 00:16:06,160 --> 00:16:09,720 Of course, your leadership during the Gallic Wars was masterly. You conquered 214 00:16:09,720 --> 00:16:12,100 your way through Germany, you conquered your way through Aquitania, and you 215 00:16:12,100 --> 00:16:13,780 conquered your way through Britain. Why did you stop? 216 00:16:14,260 --> 00:16:15,260 I ran in a conference. 217 00:16:16,680 --> 00:16:18,100 And, uh... Which one? 218 00:16:20,440 --> 00:16:22,400 Oh, how we danced. 219 00:16:23,160 --> 00:16:24,400 On the night that we went. 220 00:16:25,540 --> 00:16:30,420 We danced and we danced. 221 00:16:30,780 --> 00:16:32,000 Because the room had no bed. 222 00:16:50,920 --> 00:16:52,120 Victories, did you enjoy most? 223 00:16:52,540 --> 00:16:53,540 Yes. 224 00:16:57,040 --> 00:17:00,680 Well, thank you very much for coming along and giving us some of your songs. 225 00:17:00,980 --> 00:17:03,480 It's been very interesting meeting you. Just a minute, just a minute. You 226 00:17:03,480 --> 00:17:06,440 haven't asked me about Cleopatra. I'm sorry, we haven't got time for any of 227 00:17:06,440 --> 00:17:07,560 now. That's what she used to say. 228 00:17:08,640 --> 00:17:11,200 Thank you very much for coming along this evening. Oh, just a minute. 229 00:17:12,099 --> 00:17:14,099 Have you seen this goblet? 230 00:17:14,560 --> 00:17:15,560 No, I haven't. What's that? 231 00:17:15,720 --> 00:17:18,240 Well, as a matter of fact, this was handed down by my great -great 232 00:17:18,400 --> 00:17:20,180 I see. He's never left our family. Never. 233 00:17:20,760 --> 00:17:23,619 And he said to me, you can hand it down to your grandchild. 234 00:17:23,819 --> 00:17:26,880 And he'd go right down, keep going down all the time. I see. See, like that, all 235 00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:27,439 the way down. 236 00:17:27,440 --> 00:17:30,320 And he said, always drink from this side, never that side. Always this side 237 00:17:30,320 --> 00:17:31,320 never that side. I see. 238 00:17:31,560 --> 00:17:33,800 Always this side and never that side. Why can't you drink from the other side? 239 00:17:33,940 --> 00:17:35,280 Well, if you do that, you'll spill all over your bleach. 240 00:17:36,760 --> 00:17:37,900 Thank you and good night. 241 00:17:38,500 --> 00:17:39,500 Hello. 242 00:17:49,640 --> 00:17:51,840 pleasure it is for you to see me here tonight. 243 00:17:52,700 --> 00:17:58,620 I'm going to appear with my dear, dear friend, the adorable Pinky Cooper. 244 00:17:59,140 --> 00:18:04,760 What can I say about him? In the Master of Ballantry, he was masterly. In 245 00:18:04,760 --> 00:18:06,400 Heavens Above, he was heavenly. 246 00:18:06,740 --> 00:18:10,500 And in Captain Blood, he was quite wonderful. 247 00:18:11,260 --> 00:18:15,620 And yet, Pinky has one great quality, humility. 248 00:18:16,420 --> 00:18:21,640 In fact, tonight, You will see him give one of the most humiliating performances 249 00:18:21,640 --> 00:18:23,000 in the history of the theater. 250 00:18:23,940 --> 00:18:30,640 And there he is, tinkling away on his piano, my co -star 251 00:18:30,640 --> 00:18:33,060 and dear, dear friend. 252 00:18:36,040 --> 00:18:38,220 Someday I'll find you. 253 00:18:40,060 --> 00:18:41,200 Dear, dear. 254 00:18:42,120 --> 00:18:45,520 Tonight we appear in Blythe Encounter. 255 00:18:46,120 --> 00:18:48,400 Oh, dear, dear, Sir Noel Coward. 256 00:18:52,180 --> 00:18:53,180 Ah, of course, hot today. 257 00:18:56,060 --> 00:18:56,799 That's better. 258 00:18:56,800 --> 00:18:57,800 Cooler in the shade. 259 00:19:02,340 --> 00:19:04,060 Who put this in the white paper basket? 260 00:19:04,400 --> 00:19:05,400 Oh, Mum's 98. 261 00:19:06,340 --> 00:19:07,420 Doesn't look a day over an 80. 262 00:19:08,740 --> 00:19:10,120 Mum's 98 is a good year for champagne. 263 00:19:10,440 --> 00:19:11,440 Very good year. 264 00:19:11,960 --> 00:19:13,140 It's a good year for corks as well. 265 00:19:18,670 --> 00:19:20,390 I've heard of dry champagne for the Sicilian. 266 00:19:22,830 --> 00:19:24,970 Ah, what a fantastic flat. 267 00:19:25,490 --> 00:19:26,630 What luxury. 268 00:19:33,970 --> 00:19:35,410 Who could that be at the door? 269 00:19:36,950 --> 00:19:37,950 Come in. 270 00:19:38,970 --> 00:19:40,450 Darling. Samantha. 271 00:19:41,030 --> 00:19:41,949 You go. 272 00:19:41,950 --> 00:19:43,190 Samantha. You go. 273 00:19:43,390 --> 00:19:44,870 Samantha. You go. 274 00:19:45,770 --> 00:19:47,710 I don't know what she's talking about. My name's Bert. 275 00:19:49,030 --> 00:19:50,250 Dear Hugo. 276 00:19:50,770 --> 00:19:52,150 Did I hurt you? No. 277 00:19:53,630 --> 00:19:57,990 You'll realise it's been three long, long years. 278 00:19:58,570 --> 00:19:59,570 You've changed. 279 00:19:59,990 --> 00:20:01,010 Well, I've had a bath as well. 280 00:20:02,530 --> 00:20:06,290 It would have come sooner, but I've been with my aunts on a yachting cruise. 281 00:20:06,830 --> 00:20:08,770 Cows? Oh, you know them. 282 00:20:10,290 --> 00:20:13,810 Where have you been these last terrifyingly lonely years? 283 00:20:14,550 --> 00:20:15,550 Well, I've been out east. 284 00:20:15,690 --> 00:20:17,010 Where? Whitechapel. 285 00:20:18,450 --> 00:20:24,890 Hugo, I was in Montparnasse the other day and the memories came to me like... 286 00:20:24,890 --> 00:20:31,730 I still remember the day when I walked down the rue de Pompidou and 287 00:20:31,730 --> 00:20:34,950 heard the sound of your piano coming from an upstairs window. 288 00:20:35,670 --> 00:20:36,670 Well, it missed you, did it? 289 00:20:39,070 --> 00:20:40,070 Oh, 290 00:20:41,670 --> 00:20:44,750 my darling, you're just the same. 291 00:20:49,350 --> 00:20:51,830 the way your nose crinkles up when you smile. 292 00:20:52,270 --> 00:20:56,430 And then when you stop smiling, I love the way you just hang. 293 00:21:00,370 --> 00:21:04,010 My darling, I need you. 294 00:21:04,410 --> 00:21:06,390 I can't live without you. 295 00:21:09,350 --> 00:21:10,890 Let's start all over again. 296 00:21:11,170 --> 00:21:12,570 There's no one in the world like me, you mean. 297 00:21:12,830 --> 00:21:14,950 There's no one else in the world but you. 298 00:21:15,660 --> 00:21:17,460 Well, there must be. I've been bumping into people all day. 299 00:21:18,620 --> 00:21:21,400 Hugo, let's start all over again. 300 00:21:21,620 --> 00:21:22,620 Start all over again? 301 00:21:23,440 --> 00:21:26,400 Yes, then you take it. No, no, you take it. No, you take it. No, you take it. 302 00:21:26,500 --> 00:21:28,560 How can you be so cruel? 303 00:21:29,020 --> 00:21:30,120 Where's your heart? 304 00:21:30,420 --> 00:21:31,980 Well, straight down the throat, first on the left. 305 00:21:33,560 --> 00:21:37,280 Hugo, I can't bear the thought of never seeing you again. 306 00:21:37,740 --> 00:21:38,820 Never mind, Samantha. 307 00:21:41,060 --> 00:21:42,060 Because... 308 00:21:44,300 --> 00:21:50,240 I'll see you again whenever spring breaks 309 00:21:50,240 --> 00:21:52,800 through again. 310 00:21:53,380 --> 00:22:00,380 Time may lie heavy between, but what has been 311 00:22:00,380 --> 00:22:03,300 is past forgetting. 312 00:22:19,639 --> 00:22:21,620 I hope she's been faithful while I've been away. 313 00:22:26,560 --> 00:22:29,700 Samantha! You swore you would never make love to another man. 314 00:22:29,900 --> 00:22:32,280 Yes, but you must admit I've been cutting, darling. 315 00:22:36,280 --> 00:22:37,660 Samantha, this isn't it. 316 00:22:37,900 --> 00:22:38,900 But why? 317 00:22:38,960 --> 00:22:40,820 Why? Because my feet are killing me. 318 00:22:43,980 --> 00:22:46,280 How can you forget all we've shared, Hugo? 319 00:22:47,340 --> 00:22:49,400 That was no good. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 320 00:22:49,800 --> 00:22:50,900 What is that dance? 321 00:22:51,700 --> 00:22:52,699 That song. 322 00:22:52,700 --> 00:22:53,700 Our song. 323 00:22:53,980 --> 00:22:56,920 That tender, haunting melody. 324 00:22:57,460 --> 00:22:58,880 Our love song. 325 00:22:59,240 --> 00:23:01,220 How did it go? You must remember. 326 00:23:01,780 --> 00:23:02,780 What song? 327 00:23:03,340 --> 00:23:04,460 How did it go? 328 00:23:05,980 --> 00:23:10,960 Knees up, mother, brah. Knees up, mother, brah. Knees up, knees up. Never 329 00:23:10,960 --> 00:23:12,840 the knees up. Knees up, mother, brah. 330 00:23:23,980 --> 00:23:26,340 died? Was it because you found me weak? 331 00:23:26,660 --> 00:23:32,320 Was it because years between quenched your pain? 332 00:23:34,700 --> 00:23:37,060 There was that song. 333 00:24:05,420 --> 00:24:06,420 Oh!